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(248): View more from Michigan

sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?

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(469): View more from Texas

HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...

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(518): View more from New York

At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would

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(419): View more from Ohio

Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.

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(410): View more from Maryland

We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now

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