i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.