Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.