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  i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.

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