sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now