Texts From Last Night

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  (315): View more from New York

  I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.

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  (315): I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions. http://tfl.nu/6xcw
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  (337): View more from Louisiana

  The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party

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  (337): The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party http://tfl.nu/w848
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  (214): View more from Texas

  Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.

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  (214): Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going. http://tfl.nu/mf3d
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism

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  (410): I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism http://tfl.nu/m451
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

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  (651): i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest. http://tfl.nu/l8w8
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  (705): View more from Ontario

  I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith

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  (705): I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith http://tfl.nu/hj9t
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?

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  (302): Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk? http://tfl.nu/2gxv
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.

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  (215): bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista. http://tfl.nu/gval
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  (585): View more from New York

  The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.

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  (585): The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many. http://tfl.nu/e659
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....

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  (317): I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it.... http://tfl.nu/0a1o
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  (253): View more from Washington

  Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.

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  (253): Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know. http://tfl.nu/n76e
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  (585): View more from New York

  High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.

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  (585): High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation. http://tfl.nu/xkfb
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

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  (416): what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/f5ud
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.

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  (647): Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now. http://tfl.nu/9fl2
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  (906): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed

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  (906): I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed http://tfl.nu/6td4
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