I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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