btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There are leaves in my underwear?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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