Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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