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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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• (631): View more from New York

  there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...

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• (727): View more from Florida

  And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.

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• (619): View more from California

  No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless

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  21 Rich People Confess The Best And Worst Things About Being Wealthy

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

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• (323): View more from California

  Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.

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  party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer

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  My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.

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