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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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