Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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