theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
either way he was missing a nipple.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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