I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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