the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
