I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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