This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
