let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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