it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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