Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
its not stalking. its research.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
FUCK WHALES
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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