ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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