Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Two words: nipple clamps
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