I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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