Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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