Got a toothbrush?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
