i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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