Christians are straight up FREAKS
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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