There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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