Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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