***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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