I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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