After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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