You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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