it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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