Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
