He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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