She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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