Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Dignity is for republicans.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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I need you to use more vowels.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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