so explain again why im purple
no
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
they need to just BURY HIM!
now i know why i became what i already was.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Everyone says I win the strip club
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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