so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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