STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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