I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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