they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize