let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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