Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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