You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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