You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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