no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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