Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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