Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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