Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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