He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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