why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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