Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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