i just had sex bonerless
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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