How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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