I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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