What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
