where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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