Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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